Monday, September 29, 2008

Typo's and Random IM convos

 We all know we have done typo's and had hilarious one or two line convos that just have to make you pause... Well I found a huge collection of them and decided to share them with ya here! Hope you have some good laughs!!! Some of these are very old and some recent, these are just a collection of things... also atrude777 is me in other AIM convos.

Alex-"OMG I realized how much I play the "These  boots are made for walking" song. The other day I was missing my boots and I said "where my boots at?" not thinking, and mom yelled at me to stop singing (cause it is a line in the song) and my sister yelled "STRUT URSELF COME ON!" which was the line after u say "where my boots at" and I go "omg iv been listening to this song to much"

Tom: ahh got my 30mins of total comedic stupidity
Alex: u said u were watching it, i didnt know u were on the show too.
Tom: oh funny

atrude777: etc etc
atrude777: excefcises*
atrude777: excercices
atrude777: excersises
Andrew: no Big Macs for her I guess lol
atrude777: excerzises
atrude777: WTF?!
atrude777: E
atrude777: X
atrude777: C
atrude777: E
atrude777: R
Andrew: nope
atrude777: S
atrude777: I
atrude777: Z
atrude777: E
atrude777: Excersize?
atrude777: lmOA
atrude777: lmao*
atrude777: excercise
atrude777: THERE WE GO!
Andrew: LMAO
atrude777: for the love of god that was really sad
Andrew: No that's still wrong lmao
Andrew: exercise
Andrew: that's how you spell it
atrude777: shut up

chris: YES it raining
ATrude777: i dont like lord of the rings
ATrude777: and i wish it was raining so im not changing the hoes
ATrude777: hose*
chris: hoes
chris: lmfao

chris: i know what someone is thinking

ATrude777: PARTY FOR TWO!!!!!!!!!!!
mike: haha
mike: whos turned on?
chris: *raises hand* :-[

chris: Fuck I dont care, I just screwed her on that car

chris: do you have Herpas AIM?
ATrude777: herpes?
chris: Herpa2003
ATrude777: ohh lmao

ATrude777: whats easy did she give u a  handjob under the covers right in front of ur parents is that what u were saying?
"friend"- no i had my wee wee in her vee vee
"friend"- lol

ATrude777: i got an email that the title says LAPTOP-GET THEM FREE
ATrude777: i miss read it as LAPDANCES-GET THEM FREE

ATrude777: u wanna know the dumbest thing i did on AIM
ATrude777: i tried to IM my friend natalie
ATrude777: and i hit my own screen name and kept iming myself
ATrude777: and it was repeating everything back
patrickMDW: HAHAHA
ATrude777: and i thought she was mocking me
ATrude777: so i got mad

me: so ya kissing is like over-rated
girl: omg it is so not over rated, kissing is like the biggest thing in my life, it HAS to be perfect!
me: well how do you know what is a good kiss or a bad kiss?
girl: well if the guy does this (makes a fishy face) its a bad kiss, like one of my ex B/F's did. if they passiontaly go with the flow, then its an awesome kiss.

me:damn you love those things dont you?
girl: ya this is my first expereince eating one
me: uhm expereince? mite wanna re-phrase that??
girl:shut up, you know what I meant!!!
me: ya, sure did and I winked. 

girl: ya I have a big mouth
me: so do I but im big talking wise
girl :lol ya I can put ANYTHING in my mouth!
me: okkk..
girl: omg, thats not what I meant! gross!! ewww
me- i am laughing sooo hard, it was so funny!!!

then she was trying to bite something off her soda, and i said why are you biting that?!?!
girl: im trying to get it off  (clamps hand over her mouth)

fallenmike14 (8:47:17 PM): what ever sinks your ship
ATrude777 (8:48:01 PM): you mean floats your boat?
fallenmike14 (8:48:05 PM): same thing

Ok that's it for now! Hope you enjoyed some!



Seek Geo said...

Hi Alex,

Ha ha.. that is so YOU and your infamous typo or should we, Seekies, usually call you the one with "ATD, for any of you wonder what it is: Alex's Typo Disease that we all got it from you, tsk tsk! ;-) Many of us end up with typos in chatbox, too bad I didn't record everything!

LMFAO - I liked the exercise convo - I remember you mentioned it, that was so hilarious. Believe it or not, for years I always had trouble spelling which was "excerise". Ugh..

Ha.. great convos!! Thanks for sharing! :-D


Tassielady said...

Makes me wonder about you alex .. you really need typo lessons to correct yourself and make sure it is straight in your pants too ya know ... what am i thinking .. SLAP.

Abbie said...

I am so surprised that you didn't put mine whole cut-cute issue in there :)