Typo's and Random IM convos

 We all know we have done typo's and had hilarious one or two line convos that just have to make you pause... Well I found a huge collection of them and decided to share them with ya here! Hope you have some good laughs!!! Some of these are very old and some recent, these are just a collection of things... also atrude777 is me in other AIM convos.

Alex-"OMG I realized how much I play the "These  boots are made for walking" song. The other day I was missing my boots and I said "where my boots at?" not thinking, and mom yelled at me to stop singing (cause it is a line in the song) and my sister yelled "STRUT URSELF COME ON!" which was the line after u say "where my boots at" and I go "omg iv been listening to this song to much"

Tom: ahh got my 30mins of total comedic stupidity
Alex: u said u were watching it, i didnt know u were on the show too.
Tom: oh funny

atrude777: etc etc
atrude777: excefcises*
atrude777: excercices
atrude777: excersises
Andrew: no Big Macs for her I guess lol
atrude777: excerzises
atrude777: WTF?!
atrude777: E
atrude777: X
atrude777: C
atrude777: E
atrude777: R
Andrew: nope
atrude777: S
atrude777: I
atrude777: Z
atrude777: E
atrude777: Excersize?
atrude777: lmOA
atrude777: lmao*
atrude777: excercise
atrude777: THERE WE GO!
Andrew: LMAO
atrude777: for the love of god that was really sad
Andrew: No that's still wrong lmao
Andrew: exercise
Andrew: that's how you spell it
atrude777: shut up

chris: YES it raining
ATrude777: i dont like lord of the rings
ATrude777: and i wish it was raining so im not changing the hoes
ATrude777: hose*
chris: hoes
chris: lmfao
chris: i know what someone is thinking

ATrude777: PARTY FOR TWO!!!!!!!!!!!
mike: haha
ATrude777: IT JUST TURNED ON!
mike: whos turned on?
chris: *raises hand* :-[
chris: Fuck I dont care, I just screwed her on that car

chris: do you have Herpas AIM?
ATrude777: herpes?
chris: Herpa2003
ATrude777: ohh lmao

ATrude777: whats easy did she give u a  handjob under the covers right in front of ur parents is that what u were saying?
"friend"- no i had my wee wee in her vee vee
"friend"- lol
ATrude777: HAHAHAHA

ATrude777: i got an email that the title says LAPTOP-GET THEM FREE
ATrude777: i miss read it as LAPDANCES-GET THEM FREE

ATrude777: u wanna know the dumbest thing i did on AIM
ATrude777: i tried to IM my friend natalie
ATrude777: and i hit my own screen name and kept iming myself
ATrude777: and it was repeating everything back
patrickMDW: HAHAHA
ATrude777: and i thought she was mocking me
ATrude777: so i got mad
patrickMDW: alex....wow.

me: so ya kissing is like over-rated
girl: omg it is so not over rated, kissing is like the biggest thing in my life, it HAS to be perfect!
me: well how do you know what is a good kiss or a bad kiss?
girl: well if the guy does this (makes a fishy face) its a bad kiss, like one of my ex B/F's did. if they passiontaly go with the flow, then its an awesome kiss.

me:damn you love those things dont you?
girl: ya this is my first expereince eating one
me: uhm expereince? mite wanna re-phrase that??
girl:shut up, you know what I meant!!!
me: ya, sure did and I winked. 

girl: ya I have a big mouth

me: so do I but im big talking wise
girl :lol ya I can put ANYTHING in my mouth!
me: okkk..
girl: omg, thats not what I meant! gross!! ewww
me- i am laughing sooo hard, it was so funny!!!

then she was trying to bite something off her soda, and i said why are you biting that?!?!
girl: im trying to get it off  (clamps hand over her mouth)

fallenmike14 (8:47:17 PM): what ever sinks your ship
ATrude777 (8:48:01 PM): you mean floats your boat?
fallenmike14 (8:48:05 PM): same thing

Ok that's it for now! Hope you enjoyed some!

Alex